some of my favorite mutuals post entirely about things that i do not understand or care about and our dms are barren like a desert. and yet the warmth of that big hot sun remains between us
minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn’t have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn’t he handsome
idk how to explain how sad it is that on a post where i say “on earth” in big bold text a very large amount of people immediately think in an exclusively human fashion. like maybe im reading too much into it but it just reminds me of how common it is that humans will only think of humans as the “main” life form on earth.
me thinking of eyes ratios: well, spiders for one
me thinking of legs ratios: hm. spiders
Animals like Ants would fuck up the ratio so hard it’s not even close. Legs
Scallops have dozens of eyes
Millipedes and centipedes
I want everyone who reads this to remember that compound eyes are, in fact, many eyes. Flies have more eyes than legs. Consider this.
blow on yr screen every couple seconds to simulate annoying an anime boy
i came up with this idea when i was very sleep deprived and i then spent like 30 minutes intermittently blowing on my screen. i was very entertained, at one point i laughed so hard i almost lost my voice. i figured that this was just a symptom of being very easily amused due to my condition but now that im awake again i see that this is easily the best post ive ever made. i have peaked, i will never post anything this good again. fffffffffffffffff. ffffffffffff. ffffffffffffffffffff. ffffffffffffffffffffffffff
